Rug Sale Tackiness Comes To P.G.

What’s the business with less credibility than used car sales?

Yep, the Magic Carpet business. Sale Signs that scream “LOST OUR LEASE”, “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS” or “LIQUIDATION SALE” are common either in print ad or on the store front.

Pamir Rug Sale

Lighthouse Rug Store Oob

See, every one of them does it, here is P.G.’s own:

No fewer than 11 signs shouting “REMODELING SALE”, right at the crossroads of the downtown. They win the prize for tacky storefront, formerly held by 17th Street Grill for the year round X-mas lights.

About 3 months later, the signs came down and the windows were covered with butcher paper. Later the store boasted a new front door. Some remodel.

Sale Tackiness Comes To P.G.

Did Something Interesting Happen Here?

Spotted this sign, pimping the town to the trail walkers, surrey drivers and motorists that are not watching the road:

Downtown Historic

Historic? Did Poncho Villa sleep here? Minds sprung into action and have come up with a few alternates:

Truth in advertising.
Downtown Tourist Trap

The land barons’ sign.
Downtown Fixer

Imported phony charm.
Downtown Charm

Goes with the ‘charm’.
Downtown Rust

Local wildlife.
Downtown Lions

Emergency Preparedness, part 1.
Downtown Life Vests

Emergency Preparedness, part 2.
Downtown Ufos

Cartoon characters ala amusement parks.
Downtown Cecil

Did Something Interesting Happen Here?

Earth To Downtown Merchants: X-Mas Is Over!

What’s with all the X-Mas lights staying up all year round?

Holmans Ice Lights

They are everywhere – Holman Building, Victorian Corner, PG Nutrition, PG Plaza, 17th Street Grill, Monte Cafe, etc. While they may communicate some hint of a business being open, THEY LOOK LIKE JUNK AND ARE UNSAFE. You leave those up in the open air and sunlight the insulation will soon crack and expose 110 volts.

Victorian Corner icelights

Orlando shoes icelights

PG nutrition icelights

Monte Cafe Ice Lights

Some may even contribute to the hazards by draping the wires over sharp edges.Wires and sharp metal
Hello PG Fire Department? Building Inspectors? Check it out.

Earth To Downtown Merchants: X-Mas Is Over!