Did Something Interesting Happen Here?

Spotted this sign, pimping the town to the trail walkers, surrey drivers and motorists that are not watching the road:

Downtown Historic

Historic? Did Poncho Villa sleep here? Minds sprung into action and have come up with a few alternates:

Truth in advertising.
Downtown Tourist Trap

The land barons’ sign.
Downtown Fixer

Imported phony charm.
Downtown Charm

Goes with the ‘charm’.
Downtown Rust

Local wildlife.
Downtown Lions

Emergency Preparedness, part 1.
Downtown Life Vests

Emergency Preparedness, part 2.
Downtown Ufos

Cartoon characters ala amusement parks.
Downtown Cecil

Did Something Interesting Happen Here?

Earth To Downtown Merchants: X-Mas Is Over!

What’s with all the X-Mas lights staying up all year round?

Holmans Ice Lights

They are everywhere – Holman Building, Victorian Corner, PG Nutrition, PG Plaza, 17th Street Grill, Monte Cafe, etc. While they may communicate some hint of a business being open, THEY LOOK LIKE JUNK AND ARE UNSAFE. You leave those up in the open air and sunlight the insulation will soon crack and expose 110 volts.

Victorian Corner icelights

Orlando shoes icelights

PG nutrition icelights

Monte Cafe Ice Lights

Some may even contribute to the hazards by draping the wires over sharp edges.Wires and sharp metal
Hello PG Fire Department? Building Inspectors? Check it out.

Earth To Downtown Merchants: X-Mas Is Over!