Did Something Interesting Happen Here?

Spotted this sign, pimping the town to the trail walkers, surrey drivers and motorists that are not watching the road:

Downtown Historic

Historic? Did Poncho Villa sleep here? Minds sprung into action and have come up with a few alternates:

Truth in advertising.
Downtown Tourist Trap

The land barons’ sign.
Downtown Fixer

Imported phony charm.
Downtown Charm

Goes with the ‘charm’.
Downtown Rust

Local wildlife.
Downtown Lions

Emergency Preparedness, part 1.
Downtown Life Vests

Emergency Preparedness, part 2.
Downtown Ufos

Cartoon characters ala amusement parks.
Downtown Cecil

Did Something Interesting Happen Here?