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Sean Connors Must Really Hate Cell Phones By Now
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
Popped by a citizen via cell phone.
A Monterey man whose driver’s license was suspended from a past driving under the influence conviction was arrested early Wednesday in South County after someone called 911 to report a possible drunken driver, the California Highway Patrol reported.
Sean Joseph Connors, 24, allegedly was driving erratically on Highway 1 near Airport Boulevard around 2:40 a.m., the CHP reported. He was pulled over and arrested on suspicion of DUI and driving with a suspended license.
Sounds like it’s the same guy that left his phone behind after breaking into a car.
Could Budget Conditions Get Any Worse In Salinas?
When you have our runaway ex-mayor on your team, it’s sure to get foggy.

The committee will recommend cuts and revenue enhancements to the City Council, Donohue said during his state of the budget address last week. The city’s budget now has an estimated deficit of $9.5 million.
So far, Donohue said, the list of committee members includes the following people:
Lino Belli, architect; Lauren Cercone, library commission; Dan Cort, former Pacific Grove mayor; Joyce Cordi, management consultant; Linda English, League of Women Voters; Al Espindola, recreation commission; Anne Frasetto; Jack Harvey, retired HSBC employee; Matt Huerta, Salinas Planning Commission; Peter Kasava, Planning and Permit Committee; Cesar Lara, Monterey Bay Labor Council; John McPherson, Creative Business; Rex McIntosh, Eagle-Bison Neighborhood Association; Brigid McGrath Massie, Police Community Advisory Committee and businesswoman; Ben Ranzenberger, Salinas Valley Memorial Hospital; Martha Real, local business owner; George Rawson, former Indio California police chief; Glorietta Rowland, executive officer for the Coalition of Homeless Service Providers; Sam Teel, Monterey Taxpayers Association; and Les White, former San Jose City Manager.
So That’s Why It’s Called “Crack”
(USA Today)
Sacramento police said a man who was taken into jail hid methamphetamine inside his buttocks. Police said officers stopped Aaron Rivera Tuesday at about 4:54 p.m. in the 3100 block of Bridgeford Drive.
And back in Pacific Grove, the cracked Christmas tree is back.

Solar Electricity Makes For Sustainable Burglars
Any savings gained by using solar electricity is offset by paying for security patrols & surveillance cameras.
“The cost of metal has declined significantly,” said Brandy Swain, a San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department Crime Prevention Specialist. “It looks like solar panels are becoming the new hot item to steal.”
More than $400,000 worth of solar panels have been stolen from vineyards in Napa County, alone.
Dan Cort’s View Of The Northern Lights In Stockton
Governator Sends Coded Message

And it’s not “get to the choppa”
Schwarzenegger on Friday responded for the first time about a profanity-laced phrase spelled out on the left-hand margin in his veto message to a state lawmaker who had heckled the governor at a San Francisco event.
The governor smiled as he told reporters at the White House, “That was a total coincidence. It was one of those wild coincidences.”

Colorado Boy Aboard Runaway Balloon Found To Be A Hoax
So – Just what is happening on the Pebble Beach “stolen art” story? It’s dropped from all forms of media faster than a, a well empty balloon. What are Benjamin Amadio and Dr. Ralph Kennaugh planning next?

The parents of a six-year-old boy they claim had stowed aboard a runaway balloon face felony charges for what sheriff’s investigators say was merely a publicity stunt.
“It has been a hoax,” said Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden. “It was a publicity stunt done with hopes of better maneuvering themselves for a reality TV show.”
(San Jose Mercury)
Colorado Boy Aboard Runaway Balloon Found To Be A Hoax
California Produce Still Tainted
Today’s non-shopping list item: Green Onions (some people call them scallions, Joe)
A Steinbeck spokesman says the company bought the onions from Circle Produce, a Calexico-based company supplied by an onion farm in Mexicali, Mexico.
Castroville-based shipper Ocean Mist Farms recalled 1,746 cases of its green onions as well, after realizing they came from the same lot. No illnesses have been reported.,
What did our career congressman Sam The Sham Farr do with the millions of tax dollars he got to stop getting poo in spinach or iceberg lettuce?

Monterey Man Outdoes Richmond Woodson With Threats To City Hall
Man unhappy with a neighbor’s cactus? Not getting any response from the police like Richmond Woodson does, he takes it a step further.
A Monterey man who was unhappy with a neighbor’s landscaping is facing a felony charge for allegedly threatening violence against Monterey City Manager Fred Meurer and another city employee.
David White, 57, called the city Planning Department Aug. 28 complaining about a cactus a neighbor had planted, said Monterey police Lt. Leslie Sonné.
(This representation of cactus is not the one in the story)

Monterey Man Outdoes Richmond Woodson With Threats To City Hall
