So That’s Why It’s Called “Crack”

(USA Today)

Sacramento police said a man who was taken into jail hid methamphetamine inside his buttocks. Police said officers stopped Aaron Rivera Tuesday at about 4:54 p.m. in the 3100 block of Bridgeford Drive.

And back in Pacific Grove, the cracked Christmas tree is back.
Ugly Tree 2006

So That’s Why It’s Called “Crack”