Funniest Yelp Comments Of 2013, Pacific Grove Hotels

Butterfly Grove Inn
I found a mostly dead giant roach under the bathroom sink. Disgusting! On the second night as we were getting settled in, we began to smell cigarette smoke. I shut the windows thinking someone was smoking outside but it didn’t subside. I believe it was coming from the room next door and wafting in under the connecting door. When we complained and asked for a different room, their first reaction was to call the people in the room in question to ask them if they were smoking in the room.

We left. Sorry, but did not want to smell Pine Sol while sleeping. Newark NJ might be preferred to that.

Borg’s Ocean Front Motel
Mattresses are SO hard my joints go numb, so bouncy if my honey coughs, it’s like an earthquake.

The women at the front desk- unfriendly and a bummer to be near reminded us of ma from goonies. Um I will not be attending coffee with you in the am.

Centrella Inn
TV was about 4 inches wide

There was a damp spot in the carpet in front of the bed when we arrived that never went away.

Sea Breeze Inn & Cottages
Very dirty. Run down almost like camping. You may want to bring shower shoes.

The staff was rude, don’t know if they had a problem because we where a male couple or just rude to everyone.

don’t let people live in your hotel like they own it. It just makes it look trashy

when my boyfriend woke up he had 7 bug bites

big fly got stuck and buzzed around all night.

The Rosedale Inn
we found dead bugs underneath the refrigerator when we moved it by accident. disgustingly filthy TV remote that looked like a petri dish.

Lover’s Point Inn
we could here our neighbor singing Mariah Carey in the shower at 6:30, sounded like a bad karaoke jam at the base of a waterfall!!!

I walked in to the super small “lobby” and there was a squirrel running around. I

This elfin accomadation has a queen bed crammed in at an odd angle, as is the nightstand.

I noticed the tub floating with hair (from the hypogastric region). No kidding.

Gosby House Inn, A Four Sisters Inn
my partner and I had only been in the room for about an hour and were fooling around on the bed when the maid tried to barge into the room without even knocking! Thankfully we had used the deadbolt on the door so her key was useless. Talk about a mood killer though!

Asilomar Conference Grounds
The room was last updated in the ’70’s and frankly smelled like a combination of old people and dead animals. From there we went to the dinning hall and enjoyed food that the state of California rejected from the prison system.

have heard this place compared to camping – camping is far better than here…..I’d much rather be in a tent than in this room

My decaf coffee had a slight taste of mildew. Mildew seems to be a theme here – not only in the bathrooms, but in the coffee machine as well.

Green Gables Inn, A Four Sisters Inn
You better have some plumbing skills when you stay there because there was a sign in the bathroom saying to use the plunger in the case of overflow! B

Deer Haven Inn & Suites
guy is really nice and then he apologizes for the paint chipping off walls and doors, oOo okay… It was like REALLY chipping like we thought it might be like a shaky shack look they were intentionally going for,

We found a cockroach in our bed. Enough said.Oh yes, and for an additional fee, you can bring your pets here. Cool if you have pets, not cool if your neighbor’s dogs are barking all night.

Continental breakfast: ummm…what breakfast?? Supposed to be served from 8am – 10am, but they should revise it to be “8am – whenever it’s gone.”

Lighthouse Cottage and Suites
the sheets smelled like pure bleach. Maybe someone left it bloody and they had to bleach the heck out of them.

We weren’t told our room was a pet-friendly room and within 15 minutes of entering we had to leave for the urgent care for an asthma attack.

Some people may want to sit on a patio and enjoy the peaceful graveyard

a big black bug (possibly a cockroach) ran across the bathroom floor. I smashed it and called the front desk. The manager acted very put out and sarcastically asked if I needed someone to come and smash it for me.

Martine Inn
The only reason why I had chosen Martine Inn was cos they allowed kids, but let me tell you, my son was terrified of that innkeeper!

We received no communication from them prior to our stay suggesting that a late check-in would be a problem (aside from a call to our cell phone at 8pm when we had no reception). In any event, we were greeted at night with hostility which continued throughout our stay.

Martine Inn’s website lists “WiFi throughout” as well as “Free WiFi” under each of its room descriptions — so we were disappointed when the innkeeper told us WiFi access was restricted to the library.

The self righteous owner was an absolute ass, and fact is, we won’t be staying there ever again. If you’re about 90 years old, and you don’t mind turning in at 5 pm, this is the place for you, otherwise, don’t bother.

The Olympia Lodge
When my husband approached the hotel staff with pictures of the mold, rodent excrement and strangers pubic hair the front desk clerk made excuses and said they were gross. She took a whopping $50 off of our room rate (which was $179 for one night)

The staff was friendly and the room appeared clean, i say appeared because mold is not clean. A health hazard.

Beachcomber Inn
The hilarious: Having to do squats while taking a shower because the shower head is only came up to my chest. I’m no giant either, just a bit over 6′.

TICKS in our room! Need I say more? The manager was completely perplexed by my displeasure

Wilkie’s Inn Clarion Collection
Sorry but upscale soap dosnt equal a great bed and soft pillow

better yet, stay at a friends house and give them money.

Not well maintained and we can hear rats or mice in the walls

Funniest Yelp Comments Of 2013, Pacific Grove Hotels