(CBS13)
You may get arrested.

Dragan Djuric, 50, of Wichita, Kansas, and his wife were eating ice cream New Year’s Eve on the boardwalk at Main Beach when a flock of birds attacked them, Laguna Beach police Sgt. Jeff Calvert said.
One bird hit Djuric’s wife in the head and tried to take the ice cream. Djuric was defecated on.
The couple dropped the frozen food and Djuric began hitting the birds with a stick, Calvert said.
Djuric was cited and released on suspicion of animal cruelty.
Some gal who worked that Grille at Lover’s Point put Tobasco on bread & fed it to those gulls. They would then fly to the water & start drinking it. She not there now whew. I actually saw her doing it & told her to knock it off, our birds are protected & she said, ‘why?’